1. Notes: 377 / 4 months ago  from animalstalkinginallcaps
   

   animalstalkinginallcaps:

   JULIA? IT’S ME, DAN. NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THAN YOU DO IN YOUR ONLINE PROFILE. I MEAN, YOU LOOK GREAT, OF COURSE. JUST DIFFERENT. BUT HEY, THAT’S MODERN DATING FOR YOU, RIGHT? AND THIS IS THE AWKWARD PART, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST KISS NOW AND GET IT OUT OF THE WAY? 

   HAGFISH? Vagina-gums and melon-seed-teeth. Online dating didn’t work out.

    

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      imagine sticking your dick in that

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      …aaaand now I know who will be featured in all future nightmares.

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      Hold on a sec. Don’t look at the other bits, just the pink and toothy bits. Then wonder: holy SHIT is that a rendition...

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      The nightmares I am going to have and the laughter I just spat everywhere canceled each other out. HOPE NONE OF MY...

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       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^DYING. CANT BREATHE. DYING.GSKDJNAKSJNGDASLKNV

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       can’t unsee this! And now…neither can you!

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       i’m sorry for posting this but i can’t stop thinking about how the snail thing actually looks like an evil vagina...

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       The fuck kind of animal is this?

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       THIS WILL BE IN MY NIGHTMARES FOR THE NEXT DECADE.

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