1. 4 weeks ago 
    This made me happy: 28 Tweets Later

    This made me happy: 28 Tweets Later

     
  2. 1 month ago 

    My dinner tonight: a very first attempt at arroz con leche. I give it a 7. (And as the first picture reveals, it got slightly messy.)

  3. Notes: 3 / 1 month ago  from ieatcatlitter

    it's finally cold outside!

    ieatcatlitter:

    we actually had to use the heat in the car. I had to wear layers and grab a hoodie! YAY! I hope it stays like this. I’m so over this goddam heat.

    We had snow a week ago. It was pretty amazing but a very bad sign.

  4. 1 month ago 

    Temporarily Out of Order

    I’m angry with just about everyone I’ve ever seen or heard in person, friend or foe. I’m also angry with everyone who’s ever aggravated me on the Internet and television. This covers a lot of the American population and some of Mexico.

    The point is I’m banning myself from the Internet. (Maybe even the outside world.) I need to work out my frustrations before I start updating everything with “Go fuck yourselves.”

    In the meantime, here’s a picture of a dinosaur toy.

  5. 1 month ago 
    And this is the kind of state for which I’ve left big-city life behind.

    And this is the kind of state for which I’ve left big-city life behind.

     
  6. 1 month ago  from ieatcatlitter

    i'm very sad

    ieatcatlitter:

    that no one watched my videos from last night.

    :(

    If you’re talking about the Lookin’ Ass and Cold ones, I definitely did. Watched the first one at least twice and added it to a playlist on YouTube. Didn’t find the second one as funny, though, I just kind of cringed. I really appreciated the first one since it’s a product of Houston, and I miss Houston right now (it’s been my home since 1999). Maybe I got too excited to remember to click the heart on the corner? :)

  7. 1 month ago 
    Now I’m imagining Taylor Swift coming face-to-face with this thing.

    Now I’m imagining Taylor Swift coming face-to-face with this thing.

     
  8. 1 month ago  from sofuckingmetal

    sofuckingmetal:

    Sportscasting is so fucking metal.

    I can’t stop watching this. At first I thought she’d spontaneously burst into flames.

  9. Notes: 52 / 1 month ago  from pansecrets (originally from bigbeautifulwomen)
    Why can’t my body look more like hers and less like mine? I realize this is something many people say (unfortunately, about much skinnier women), but considering she’s a little larger than I am (I think? My body is awkward) at least we know I’m not longing to be a pencil.

    Why can’t my body look more like hers and less like mine? I realize this is something many people say (unfortunately, about much skinnier women), but considering she’s a little larger than I am (I think? My body is awkward) at least we know I’m not longing to be a pencil.

     
  10. Notes: 322 / 1 month ago  from pansecrets (originally from suicideblonde)
    Before you touch any genitalia, think of the tiny squiggly children.

    Before you touch any genitalia, think of the tiny squiggly children.

     
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